Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work

Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work –

Women aren’t that complicated and hard to impress, you just need a good pickup line to make her blush, and boom you are drawing her in slowly, but then you don’t know what to say right? then read on because this article will give you the best pickup line you need.

“Hi… I would like to meet you. Do you have a friend who can introduce us?” 

The humor and how funny this particular pickup line is will definitely make a lady take an interest, mind you women love funny and humorous guys.

The pickup line isn’t creepy or disgusting but rather a good conversation starter.

“What do you do for a living?”

Most women love to talk about their jobs unless it is an embarrassing one they don’t want to talk about or are proud of, this is also a good conversation starter as you can continue by asking about the strengths and weaknesses of the job and follow suit with other interesting questions, trust me a woman would want to give out her contact and want to meet again.

“Do you come here a lot?”

Yes, it sounds old school but let’s be honest it has a great sentiment, it is also a good conversation starter as you might also get to know a little about the, from there, it is also a versatile pickup line that can be used anywhere.

“You look like trouble!”

This line is perfect for a flirtatious girl or sexy girl who loves flirty compliments however you need to make her understand it in a good way, trust me this compliment is gonna make her respond more positively.

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“What’s for dinner?”

This line is best for women you meet in grocery shopping, this is a good conversation starter don’t be surprised when you get invited for dinner.

“What did you think about the [event]?”

The question can be changed depending on the location, like cinema, exhibit shows, etc this fuels up a conversation where you can share interests and at the end, you can invite her to the next event.

Funny Pickup Lines That Make Women Want to Meet You

• “Oh my god! Kendra? You haven’t changed a bit since our divorce!”
•  “I don’t normally do this, but you look really upset standing over here on your phone and I thought I’d offer some support…did your stocks just crash or something?”
• (If there are multiple women in a group). “Hey! You guys look like total players. How many guys have you picked up tonight? Who’s got the most numbers?”
• “Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be a part of your world.”
•  (If you’re at a bar) “Can you watch my drink? I’m afraid I might get roofied here.”
• “They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?”
• “You look cute, but I want to see your game…What’s your best pickup line? Try and pick up that guy over there and I’ll be your wingman. “
• (If she’s wearing a very ‘girly’ outfit like a dress or skirt) “Oh my god! I was going to wear that same outfit tonight!”
•  (If she’s standing at a bar) “So…can I buy you a drink? Or would you just like the money?”
• “Are you a magician? ‘Cuz when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
• (If she’s fit and wearing workout clothes) “Excuse me…You look so ridiculously badass! You know you could totally be in the UFC and be the next Rhonda Rousey, right? I’ll even be your manager!”
• “I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.”
•  (If she’s on her phone) “Get off FaceTune my dear, you already look great!”
•  “Excuse me. I know this is kind of weird and I’m super shy…but I was just wondering…what pickup lines work best with you?”
• “Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?”

The Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines Ever That Will Get Her Attention Every Time

• “You know…if your other boyfriend doesn’t show, I’ll be sitting over there looking all tall, dark, and handsome.”
•  “Hey! Tie your shoes…I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
•  “Excuse me…I’m a bit lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
•  “You know…if robbing men’s hearts was a crime, you’d be sentenced to life.”
• “Not to be cheesy, but oh my god you’re gorgeous!”
• “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
• “My sweet tooth has been driving me crazy since the second I saw your profile!”
• “I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I laid eyes on you.”
• “I tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes.”
• “I had the best pickup line on the way, but I saw you and now I’m speechless.”
• “If you were a fruit, you’d be a pineapple. Ba dum tss.”
• “I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it actually starts with ‘U.’”
• “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
• “Are you a bank loan? ‘Cuz you have my interest.”
• “Are you religious? ‘Cuz you’re the answer to all of my prayers.”
• “I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.”
• “Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”
• “Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.”